we all made it [Free]

we all made it [Free]:

We all made it.

Code is law.

Code is the law.

Rejoice in this utopia, where digital ownership is permanent and everything you own is digital.

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Good morning! It’s the year 36 anno blockchain. Everything is non fungible tokens - money, art, especially passports. Your identity is a smart contract - buggy and immutable. This, however, is a two-sided blade: own someone's pass-token, you might as well be that person, the blockchain won’t care. So:

Get angry, gather a couple friends, steal some useful ID and make the crypto-fuckers pay.

Support this NFT fever dream at or above a special price point to receive something exclusive.

You expect only the most life-giving, verdant brown text.

Everyone loves DJ - wait, who is that guy? Like a musician or something? Ok, i don't get it, but doesn't matter: we somehow managed put this guy in our NFT and now you can pay us money for it! NEAT!!!

Let's see if the OGs of artificial scarcity crack down on this one - this is an NFT that only the true gamer girls* can appreciate! Buy it before it gets ceased and desisted by our corporate gaming overlords

Ok, this is the same as the other one, but a negative version, which the lab tells me is more rare? Eh, who cares. Someone will probably buy this stuff anyways.

You have it all: Executive suite, executive bonus, executive dysfunction. The only thing missing in your life is "we all made it (non-fungible-token edition - executive gold)". You know you deserve it, this will surely plug the hole in your heart!

I am a useless member of society, worthless before the blockchain and require constant handouts.

You crave the superior pang of orange text.

You want the crisp, clean smell of purple text.