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This "game" was made for 2021 April Fools, as a bit of a playful dig on Free Kreigsspiel Revolution, because obviously a deluxe version is better than the free one. So I just took the most bare-bones "rules" and made them into this obnoxiously DELUXE flyer. I am now making it free, as charging for it was part of the joke (if you bought it during the exclusive introductory period, I am happy to refund you :)
Anyway, I hope this thing gave some of you a chuckle.
Curiously, you can play games with those "rules." This is what I use to start my FKR games. I simply add some procedures tailored to the game, and then a few more as we find rulings we keep coming back to .
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